Lil Ass Kicker Survival

I've often wondered how 'Lil Ass Kicker on The Walking Dead will survive a zombie apocalypse. 

 I think I may have found the perfect solution for the newest member of 'the prison crew'.  Do you think this contraption would help her survive?  

Zombie Cologne?

You can never be too prepared for the zombie apocalypse.  The Demeter Fragrance Library has created your next survival must-have!  Anti-zombie perfume and cologne.

The fragrances, Zombie for Him and Zombie for Her, are designed to evade zombie detection (and dismembering) by masking your warm, spring-fresh, undead scent with the aroma of dried leaves, mushrooms, mildew, earth, moss and, for the ladies, dregs from the bottom of the wine barrel.

Unhappy? Participate in a zombie walk

Are you unhappy?  Apparently, according to new research, zombie fads are at an all-time high because society is unhappy.  To be fair, the Clemson University professor stated that, when cultural unhappiness or economic strife occurs, society looks for outlets to funnel their dissatisfaction.  

So if you feel as though you aren't being listened to or your voice isn't being heard by those in charge - you may want to participate in a zombie walk to feed your need for empowerment and happiness again.  Silly me, I thought I was just watching The Walking Dead for enjoyment's sake.