You can never be too prepared for the zombie apocalypse. The Demeter Fragrance Library has created your next survival must-have! Anti-zombie perfume and cologne.
The fragrances, Zombie for Him and Zombie for Her, are designed to evade zombie detection (and dismembering) by masking your warm, spring-fresh, undead scent with the aroma of dried leaves, mushrooms, mildew, earth, moss and, for the ladies, dregs from the bottom of the wine barrel.
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