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Showing posts with label brains. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 27, 2013

What do zombies and Easter eggs have in common?

What do zombies and Easter eggs have in common?  Well, nothing really, but there are now zombie eggs you can create.  Nothing like a family get together with Nana and Pappy with deviled eggs and zombie eggs adorning your dining table.  I know it's a bit non-traditional, but it might get your teenagers involved in decorating eggs as a family. 



Tuesday, March 19, 2013

Lil Ass Kicker Survival




I've often wondered how 'Lil Ass Kicker on The Walking Dead will survive a zombie apocalypse. 






 I think I may have found the perfect solution for the newest member of 'the prison crew'.  Do you think this contraption would help her survive?  


Zombie Cologne?


You can never be too prepared for the zombie apocalypse.  The Demeter Fragrance Library has created your next survival must-have!  Anti-zombie perfume and cologne.

The fragrances, Zombie for Him and Zombie for Her, are designed to evade zombie detection (and dismembering) by masking your warm, spring-fresh, undead scent with the aroma of dried leaves, mushrooms, mildew, earth, moss and, for the ladies, dregs from the bottom of the wine barrel.

Monday, March 11, 2013

Free Zombie E-Book

At the fall of humanity, the world is violently divided between those who are still human and those who want to eat them.  Shreds of Humanity is the story of a man who has lost his humanity, only to rediscover it in the scared eyes of a little girl.  When one man is caught between what he was and what he has now become, he must make a painful decision - Fight for what he once loved or devour what he now craves!  








Be sure to download a free zombie ebook available today and tomorrow!  Thanks.



Sunday, March 10, 2013

I think, therefore I am not a zombie.... yet

If a zombie infestation actually occurred, would you be able to tell the difference between those individuals who are mentally disturbed or those who are infected?  The virus may lead to breakdowns, heightened fears and anxiety which may lead to mental disturbances.  Will we take the time to figure out the difference?  


I believe that it will be every man for himself at the point. 


Thursday, March 7, 2013

UnDead Teds



Just when you think you've seen it all, in walks the UnDeadTeds.  These once cute and cuddly little teddy bears have been infected with the zombie virus.  What do you think of these little guys?  Cute or creepy?


Monday, February 25, 2013

Zombie Lingerie?

I am all for a woman feeling sexy and free enough to express herself.  However, I wonder at what point is the zombie craze going a bit too far?  The other day, my wife told me about some zombie lingerie that she discovered on the internet.  Lingerie?  Zombies?  Those two words somehow don't seem to belong in the same sentence. I'm all for the panties and bras that say amusing zombie quips, but I think the blood soaked clothing and cuts are a little too extreme for 'intimate bedroom attire'.  Anyone else agree or am I alone on this one?  

Sunday, February 24, 2013

Literary Yoga



Literary Yoga?
One of the most difficult things for me is to decide how to find balance.  Do I work on writing my next novel?  Do I spend time with my family?  Do I work on social media?  Or videos, covers, agents, even strange new tan lines?  Since I still love my day job, I’ve got to find ways to successfully divide my time between the things I have to do and the things I’d like to do. 
In my humblish opinion, being successful in today’s publishing world is much different and more complex than any other time in history.  It isn’t necessarily more difficult, as there are so many more venues to showcase authors, but the sheer numbers of authors, publishers, and sites sometimes make it more difficult to be noticed or ‘found’.  While I’ve had decent success as an Indie writer, my goal has always been to become a well-recognized author around the world.  As the party planners for the ‘Historically Famous Author’ parties don’t necessarily care whether my wife and grandmother really love my work, it is important to have a successful platform to build upon. 
So, is it more important to work on my writing, my platform, my family, or my mastery of the Fallen Dog yoga positions?  I wish I could say that I use every moment in pursuit of either happiness or success, but the truth is that I probably waste just as much as I spend fruitfully. Since I have a dream, but live within the real world where I’m only given 24 hours a day and hopefully another 40 years of life, my belief is that I have to find a balance (and not the Sleeping Dog kind) that will help me find both happiness and success.
I try to give the taxpayers (who happen to still be willing to pay my monthly bills) an honest day’s work everyday.  I try to spend quality time with my wife and three daughters.  I try to get the proper amount of sleep, relaxation, and exercise (though I seem to fail on all three more than any other area in my life).  I try to keep up with platform building and social media.  AND, I try to make every minute of my writing time count. 
For those of you who want to succeed in today’s publishing world, my suggestion is to find a way to practice some form of Literary Yoga.  Spend time with your job, your family, your platform building, and your writing.  Don’t let any of them overwhelm the other, but never neglect any of them either.

Tuesday, February 19, 2013

Bad Day at Work?

After the day that I had at work, I am pretty sure that we don't have to worry about a zombie apocalypse.  I've determined that, with the current population, the zombies will starve quickly.  


Saturday, January 12, 2013

Zombie Break-up

For those of us amongst the living, we continue with our daily existence with a balance of work, relationships, and daily routines.  However, not every relationship works out and the inevitable and often painful 'breakup' may occur.  But have you ever pondered what it would be like if a zombie relationship didn't work out?  What would that breakup be like?  This cartoon says it all....

Thursday, January 10, 2013

Motivation

We are currently a few weeks into the New Year and many of you have already made your resolutions; however, getting in shape could be another one for you to consider.  What better reason is there when your own survival is on the line?  Start building your stamina and strength now in order to escape a zombie attack.  :)  

 

Wednesday, January 9, 2013

Shreds of Humanity: Gun Ban?

Shreds of Humanity: Gun Ban?: So I have been wondering what will happen if the gun ban gets approved?  Won't it be a challenge to fight off the zombies?  I would pers...

Gun Ban?


So I have been wondering what will happen if the gun ban gets approved?  Won't it be a challenge to fight off the zombies?  I would personally rather be holding a gun in my hands as opposed to some form of melee weapon to fight them off.  Anyone else agree?  :) 
 
 

Tuesday, January 8, 2013

Shreds of Humanity: Tuesday's Zombie Humor

Shreds of Humanity: Tuesday's Zombie Humor: Vegetarian Zombies    A zombie infestation within the vegetarian population could cause an upswing in the sale of Boca Brains !  :) ...