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Showing posts with label writing. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 19, 2013

Zombie Cologne?


You can never be too prepared for the zombie apocalypse.  The Demeter Fragrance Library has created your next survival must-have!  Anti-zombie perfume and cologne.

The fragrances, Zombie for Him and Zombie for Her, are designed to evade zombie detection (and dismembering) by masking your warm, spring-fresh, undead scent with the aroma of dried leaves, mushrooms, mildew, earth, moss and, for the ladies, dregs from the bottom of the wine barrel.

Saturday, March 9, 2013

Writer's Ritual

Writer’s Pre-Game Rituals

A fan recently asked me how I was able to ‘get so deeply into the world of my characters’.  My answer, of course, was that my characters live in their own world and I simply visit them before returning to report what I’ve seen.

While that is true, for the most part, I feel that I owe her more than that simple answer.  It is true that I don’t make up the stories and that I’m merely an ethereal spectator to them.  It is also true that my characters live out their lives on the other side of my imagination’s door where I can hear them whispering and plotting against me.  If I don’t visit them often enough, then they move furniture loudly enough to keep me up at night and, if I visit them too often, they move the furniture in front of the door to block me out.

So, the question is probably better stated, how do I become a voyeur into the lives of my characters without influencing their behaviors?  Well, I’d like to say it was simply the quality of the whisky, but it has always been much more than that for me.  There is a ritual that I must follow to relax enough to go from story teller to transcriptionist.  Some might consider it as some ceremonial ‘Pre-Game Writing Ritual’, like a fighter who punches the same bags to warm up before the fight—jab, jab, upper cut.  Others might think of it as a form of visualization, like a receiver picturing the ball soaring over his shoulder.  Whatever it might be described as, I know that I have to relax enough to control the game without letting the game control me.  No matter if I’m at my desk at home or in a hotel or on a berm in Iraq, I try to follow some generic form of this ritual and, if I don’t, then I inevitably find myself ready to write, but still waiting to be let through that door into the world of my characters.

What constitutes that ritual doesn’t seem to matter as much as the actual process of relaxing and allowing my characters to unlock the door and waiting for them to wave me inside.  If I’m at home and sitting comfortably before my writing desk with bottles of whisky aplenty, my ritual consists of tall glasses, warm candles, and classic Floyd.  If I’m dead sober in the cockpit of my helicopter at night in hostile territory (where I wrote the majority of my first novel), then my ritual is simply to let the pen write what it can between listening to radio calls and watching the world around me.  But, no matter where I might be, the meat of my ritual is to take a quiet moment to forget myself and let the characters come to the door on their own.  I don’t try to control them or mandate their movements as I am simply a visitor to their world and, in return, I can only hope that they will ignore me and play as they might if I were not there.

So, to answer the question of how I get through that door, you must imagine yourself as I see the world of literary creation.  While I know all authors are different, this is how I picture it:
I close my eyes and ignore the world around me.  I feel my breathing slow and my chest rising with each breath getting deeper.  I knock on creativity’s door and wait as the characters of a hundred stories scurry behind it.  Their whispers seem to filter under the door, some beg for the door to open while others demand it barred shut.  I pray that they will let me in and won’t seclude me from their lives.  Sometimes they do lock me out, but I can only consider myself blessed on those few days that they actually open the door and play out their tales before me.  When they do, I type what I see and hope that the reality of the world doesn’t distract me from the feel of my fingertips bouncing against the keys as I watch and listen like a visitor to the zoo’s greatest attractions.  They talk, they fight, they love, and they throw poop at each other as I watch and transcribe their movements to paper.

Maybe one day I will be able to trap one of my characters and hold them long enough to interrogate.  I will try to get the information without resorting to waterboarding, but the truth is that I’ve been waterboarded myself and didn’t find it all that scary. 

Until I capture a character and force it to do my work as a novelist, I will continue to resort to relaxing and waiting at their front door.  Oh, and enjoying a few sips of that lovely liquid—whisky.

Sunday, March 3, 2013

Sunday, February 24, 2013

Literary Yoga



Literary Yoga?
One of the most difficult things for me is to decide how to find balance.  Do I work on writing my next novel?  Do I spend time with my family?  Do I work on social media?  Or videos, covers, agents, even strange new tan lines?  Since I still love my day job, I’ve got to find ways to successfully divide my time between the things I have to do and the things I’d like to do. 
In my humblish opinion, being successful in today’s publishing world is much different and more complex than any other time in history.  It isn’t necessarily more difficult, as there are so many more venues to showcase authors, but the sheer numbers of authors, publishers, and sites sometimes make it more difficult to be noticed or ‘found’.  While I’ve had decent success as an Indie writer, my goal has always been to become a well-recognized author around the world.  As the party planners for the ‘Historically Famous Author’ parties don’t necessarily care whether my wife and grandmother really love my work, it is important to have a successful platform to build upon. 
So, is it more important to work on my writing, my platform, my family, or my mastery of the Fallen Dog yoga positions?  I wish I could say that I use every moment in pursuit of either happiness or success, but the truth is that I probably waste just as much as I spend fruitfully. Since I have a dream, but live within the real world where I’m only given 24 hours a day and hopefully another 40 years of life, my belief is that I have to find a balance (and not the Sleeping Dog kind) that will help me find both happiness and success.
I try to give the taxpayers (who happen to still be willing to pay my monthly bills) an honest day’s work everyday.  I try to spend quality time with my wife and three daughters.  I try to get the proper amount of sleep, relaxation, and exercise (though I seem to fail on all three more than any other area in my life).  I try to keep up with platform building and social media.  AND, I try to make every minute of my writing time count. 
For those of you who want to succeed in today’s publishing world, my suggestion is to find a way to practice some form of Literary Yoga.  Spend time with your job, your family, your platform building, and your writing.  Don’t let any of them overwhelm the other, but never neglect any of them either.