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Showing posts with label Zombie. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Zombie. Show all posts

Saturday, June 1, 2013

News of the Weird....




The plea of 'zombie insanity' seems to not be a viable option any longer.  A homeless man in Florida was caught throwing rocks at a hotel window.  The man stated that his actions were warranted since he was trying to escape from zombies.  

It didn't hold up in the court of law and they threw out his zombie defense.   


Sunday, May 26, 2013

Zombie escape plan? Need bait!


Ever consider what your zombie escape plan should be? 

  • First and foremost, remember that zombies are always craving food - you!  
  • You'll need weapons to survive and lots of them.  
  • Aim for the head!
  • Don't stand still for too long - they'll find you.
  • It's easier to survive if you are with a group.
  • Make sure you aren't the slowest member in your group.
  • Have some people in your group that you trust to protect you.
  • Have some people in your group that you can't stand - you'll need bait!

Saturday, May 25, 2013

Needing a Zombie Fix?



Needing a zombie fix since The Walking Dead has ended?  Starting June 6, BBC is bringing a zombie story (In the Flesh) to American television.  This has already aired in England and a second season has already been ordered!  This is a story of a teenager who has come back from the dead.  The world around him also has others who were once undead and now mingling amongst the uninfected.  Needless to say, those who weren’t part of the ‘undead’ population aren’t too pleased about the mingling amongst the uninfected masses.  Be sure to check it out!

Sunday, May 19, 2013

Ultimate Zombie Experience - Welcome to Fantasy Island!

Looking for an ultimate zombie experience?  Well, look no further.  I have found your next zombie fantasy island of sorts - de plane, de plane!  (Many of you may not be old enough to remember that.)  Apocalypse Events Ltd. was founded in February and will begin its first zombie apocalypse event  in Auckland, New Zealand in the next few months.  



What will this all-inclusive fantasy entail?  Looks like you can be one of the remaining humans alive, fighting for your survival as the hordes of undead are trying to eat your brains or you can be part of the undead hunting for whatever human brains may still exist on de island!   

Wednesday, March 27, 2013

What do zombies and Easter eggs have in common?

What do zombies and Easter eggs have in common?  Well, nothing really, but there are now zombie eggs you can create.  Nothing like a family get together with Nana and Pappy with deviled eggs and zombie eggs adorning your dining table.  I know it's a bit non-traditional, but it might get your teenagers involved in decorating eggs as a family. 



Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Unhappy? Participate in a zombie walk



Are you unhappy?  Apparently, according to new research, zombie fads are at an all-time high because society is unhappy.  To be fair, the Clemson University professor stated that, when cultural unhappiness or economic strife occurs, society looks for outlets to funnel their dissatisfaction.  



So if you feel as though you aren't being listened to or your voice isn't being heard by those in charge - you may want to participate in a zombie walk to feed your need for empowerment and happiness again.  Silly me, I thought I was just watching The Walking Dead for enjoyment's sake.  




Monday, March 11, 2013

Free Zombie E-Book

At the fall of humanity, the world is violently divided between those who are still human and those who want to eat them.  Shreds of Humanity is the story of a man who has lost his humanity, only to rediscover it in the scared eyes of a little girl.  When one man is caught between what he was and what he has now become, he must make a painful decision - Fight for what he once loved or devour what he now craves!  








Be sure to download a free zombie ebook available today and tomorrow!  Thanks.



Sunday, March 10, 2013

I think, therefore I am not a zombie.... yet

If a zombie infestation actually occurred, would you be able to tell the difference between those individuals who are mentally disturbed or those who are infected?  The virus may lead to breakdowns, heightened fears and anxiety which may lead to mental disturbances.  Will we take the time to figure out the difference?  


I believe that it will be every man for himself at the point. 


Thursday, March 7, 2013

UnDead Teds



Just when you think you've seen it all, in walks the UnDeadTeds.  These once cute and cuddly little teddy bears have been infected with the zombie virus.  What do you think of these little guys?  Cute or creepy?


Wednesday, March 6, 2013

Archiepocalypse


Just when we think we've experienced zombies in every possible way, along comes a new twist.  In comes the step, step, drag of the walking dead into the love-triangled filled world of Archie, Betty, and Vernoica.  Yes, it's true an Archiepocalypse is expected to come out in comic book in 2013.  



In the comic, Reggie runs over his pet Hotdog and along comes Jughead and messes everything up by convincing a teenage witch to cast a spell and bring the dog back to life.   Of course zombies have to come into the picture, so Jughead gets bit by the undead Hotdog.  This leads to the apocalypse in Riverdale as the taste for human flesh takes over.  



Sunday, March 3, 2013

Tuesday, February 26, 2013

Tuesday Humor

This if for those of you that need some humor in your hectic day....  
Anyone out there in blogger land watch The Walking Dead?  If so, this is for you!  :)








What are the last words of dying people on The Walking Dead?




"Be Right Back"

Monday, February 25, 2013

Zombie Lingerie?

I am all for a woman feeling sexy and free enough to express herself.  However, I wonder at what point is the zombie craze going a bit too far?  The other day, my wife told me about some zombie lingerie that she discovered on the internet.  Lingerie?  Zombies?  Those two words somehow don't seem to belong in the same sentence. I'm all for the panties and bras that say amusing zombie quips, but I think the blood soaked clothing and cuts are a little too extreme for 'intimate bedroom attire'.  Anyone else agree or am I alone on this one?  

Sunday, February 24, 2013

Literary Yoga



Literary Yoga?
One of the most difficult things for me is to decide how to find balance.  Do I work on writing my next novel?  Do I spend time with my family?  Do I work on social media?  Or videos, covers, agents, even strange new tan lines?  Since I still love my day job, I’ve got to find ways to successfully divide my time between the things I have to do and the things I’d like to do. 
In my humblish opinion, being successful in today’s publishing world is much different and more complex than any other time in history.  It isn’t necessarily more difficult, as there are so many more venues to showcase authors, but the sheer numbers of authors, publishers, and sites sometimes make it more difficult to be noticed or ‘found’.  While I’ve had decent success as an Indie writer, my goal has always been to become a well-recognized author around the world.  As the party planners for the ‘Historically Famous Author’ parties don’t necessarily care whether my wife and grandmother really love my work, it is important to have a successful platform to build upon. 
So, is it more important to work on my writing, my platform, my family, or my mastery of the Fallen Dog yoga positions?  I wish I could say that I use every moment in pursuit of either happiness or success, but the truth is that I probably waste just as much as I spend fruitfully. Since I have a dream, but live within the real world where I’m only given 24 hours a day and hopefully another 40 years of life, my belief is that I have to find a balance (and not the Sleeping Dog kind) that will help me find both happiness and success.
I try to give the taxpayers (who happen to still be willing to pay my monthly bills) an honest day’s work everyday.  I try to spend quality time with my wife and three daughters.  I try to get the proper amount of sleep, relaxation, and exercise (though I seem to fail on all three more than any other area in my life).  I try to keep up with platform building and social media.  AND, I try to make every minute of my writing time count. 
For those of you who want to succeed in today’s publishing world, my suggestion is to find a way to practice some form of Literary Yoga.  Spend time with your job, your family, your platform building, and your writing.  Don’t let any of them overwhelm the other, but never neglect any of them either.

Tuesday, February 19, 2013

Bad Day at Work?

After the day that I had at work, I am pretty sure that we don't have to worry about a zombie apocalypse.  I've determined that, with the current population, the zombies will starve quickly.  


Saturday, February 16, 2013

Warm Bodies Movie

I took my wife to see Warm Bodies yesterday and I did enjoy it.  I found the internal cognitive banter within the thick skull of the youthful zombie to be refreshing and amusing at times .  My only real regret was that we didn't get a chance to get more of it.  Parts of the movie seemed a little slow, but I must say that all-in-all it was worth the price of admission.  If any of you out there in bloggerland enjoyed this movie you would really enjoy the premise of Shreds of Humanity.   It too has a man struggling between a world he finds himself trapped in and a mental awareness that these instincts were not who he once was.  I have put a link to my trailer - check it out. 

Thursday, February 14, 2013

Canada Preparing for Zombie Apocalypse


 
Winnipeg MP Pat Martin asks Foreign Affairs Minister John Baird in the Canadian House Of Commons about ongoing preparations for the Zombie Apocalypse. John Baird promises that Canada will never become a safe haven for zombies, but doesn't go into any specifics as to how zombies will be kept on the US side of the border.

Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Undead Bunch

Not exactly the Brady Bunch I remember! 
So much more entertaining though. = )