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Showing posts with label survival. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 19, 2013

Zombie Cologne?


You can never be too prepared for the zombie apocalypse.  The Demeter Fragrance Library has created your next survival must-have!  Anti-zombie perfume and cologne.

The fragrances, Zombie for Him and Zombie for Her, are designed to evade zombie detection (and dismembering) by masking your warm, spring-fresh, undead scent with the aroma of dried leaves, mushrooms, mildew, earth, moss and, for the ladies, dregs from the bottom of the wine barrel.

Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Unhappy? Participate in a zombie walk



Are you unhappy?  Apparently, according to new research, zombie fads are at an all-time high because society is unhappy.  To be fair, the Clemson University professor stated that, when cultural unhappiness or economic strife occurs, society looks for outlets to funnel their dissatisfaction.  



So if you feel as though you aren't being listened to or your voice isn't being heard by those in charge - you may want to participate in a zombie walk to feed your need for empowerment and happiness again.  Silly me, I thought I was just watching The Walking Dead for enjoyment's sake.  




Monday, March 11, 2013

Free Zombie E-Book

At the fall of humanity, the world is violently divided between those who are still human and those who want to eat them.  Shreds of Humanity is the story of a man who has lost his humanity, only to rediscover it in the scared eyes of a little girl.  When one man is caught between what he was and what he has now become, he must make a painful decision - Fight for what he once loved or devour what he now craves!  








Be sure to download a free zombie ebook available today and tomorrow!  Thanks.



Tuesday, February 26, 2013

Tuesday Humor

This if for those of you that need some humor in your hectic day....  
Anyone out there in blogger land watch The Walking Dead?  If so, this is for you!  :)








What are the last words of dying people on The Walking Dead?




"Be Right Back"

Monday, February 25, 2013

Zombie Lingerie?

I am all for a woman feeling sexy and free enough to express herself.  However, I wonder at what point is the zombie craze going a bit too far?  The other day, my wife told me about some zombie lingerie that she discovered on the internet.  Lingerie?  Zombies?  Those two words somehow don't seem to belong in the same sentence. I'm all for the panties and bras that say amusing zombie quips, but I think the blood soaked clothing and cuts are a little too extreme for 'intimate bedroom attire'.  Anyone else agree or am I alone on this one?  

Sunday, February 24, 2013

Literary Yoga



Literary Yoga?
One of the most difficult things for me is to decide how to find balance.  Do I work on writing my next novel?  Do I spend time with my family?  Do I work on social media?  Or videos, covers, agents, even strange new tan lines?  Since I still love my day job, I’ve got to find ways to successfully divide my time between the things I have to do and the things I’d like to do. 
In my humblish opinion, being successful in today’s publishing world is much different and more complex than any other time in history.  It isn’t necessarily more difficult, as there are so many more venues to showcase authors, but the sheer numbers of authors, publishers, and sites sometimes make it more difficult to be noticed or ‘found’.  While I’ve had decent success as an Indie writer, my goal has always been to become a well-recognized author around the world.  As the party planners for the ‘Historically Famous Author’ parties don’t necessarily care whether my wife and grandmother really love my work, it is important to have a successful platform to build upon. 
So, is it more important to work on my writing, my platform, my family, or my mastery of the Fallen Dog yoga positions?  I wish I could say that I use every moment in pursuit of either happiness or success, but the truth is that I probably waste just as much as I spend fruitfully. Since I have a dream, but live within the real world where I’m only given 24 hours a day and hopefully another 40 years of life, my belief is that I have to find a balance (and not the Sleeping Dog kind) that will help me find both happiness and success.
I try to give the taxpayers (who happen to still be willing to pay my monthly bills) an honest day’s work everyday.  I try to spend quality time with my wife and three daughters.  I try to get the proper amount of sleep, relaxation, and exercise (though I seem to fail on all three more than any other area in my life).  I try to keep up with platform building and social media.  AND, I try to make every minute of my writing time count. 
For those of you who want to succeed in today’s publishing world, my suggestion is to find a way to practice some form of Literary Yoga.  Spend time with your job, your family, your platform building, and your writing.  Don’t let any of them overwhelm the other, but never neglect any of them either.