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Showing posts with label emergency. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 19, 2013

Zombie Cologne?


You can never be too prepared for the zombie apocalypse.  The Demeter Fragrance Library has created your next survival must-have!  Anti-zombie perfume and cologne.

The fragrances, Zombie for Him and Zombie for Her, are designed to evade zombie detection (and dismembering) by masking your warm, spring-fresh, undead scent with the aroma of dried leaves, mushrooms, mildew, earth, moss and, for the ladies, dregs from the bottom of the wine barrel.

Monday, March 11, 2013

Free Zombie E-Book

At the fall of humanity, the world is violently divided between those who are still human and those who want to eat them.  Shreds of Humanity is the story of a man who has lost his humanity, only to rediscover it in the scared eyes of a little girl.  When one man is caught between what he was and what he has now become, he must make a painful decision - Fight for what he once loved or devour what he now craves!  








Be sure to download a free zombie ebook available today and tomorrow!  Thanks.



Sunday, March 10, 2013

I think, therefore I am not a zombie.... yet

If a zombie infestation actually occurred, would you be able to tell the difference between those individuals who are mentally disturbed or those who are infected?  The virus may lead to breakdowns, heightened fears and anxiety which may lead to mental disturbances.  Will we take the time to figure out the difference?  


I believe that it will be every man for himself at the point. 


Tuesday, February 26, 2013

Tuesday Humor

This if for those of you that need some humor in your hectic day....  
Anyone out there in blogger land watch The Walking Dead?  If so, this is for you!  :)








What are the last words of dying people on The Walking Dead?




"Be Right Back"

Monday, February 25, 2013

Zombie Lingerie?

I am all for a woman feeling sexy and free enough to express herself.  However, I wonder at what point is the zombie craze going a bit too far?  The other day, my wife told me about some zombie lingerie that she discovered on the internet.  Lingerie?  Zombies?  Those two words somehow don't seem to belong in the same sentence. I'm all for the panties and bras that say amusing zombie quips, but I think the blood soaked clothing and cuts are a little too extreme for 'intimate bedroom attire'.  Anyone else agree or am I alone on this one?  

Tuesday, February 19, 2013

Bad Day at Work?

After the day that I had at work, I am pretty sure that we don't have to worry about a zombie apocalypse.  I've determined that, with the current population, the zombies will starve quickly.  


Saturday, February 16, 2013

Warm Bodies Movie

I took my wife to see Warm Bodies yesterday and I did enjoy it.  I found the internal cognitive banter within the thick skull of the youthful zombie to be refreshing and amusing at times .  My only real regret was that we didn't get a chance to get more of it.  Parts of the movie seemed a little slow, but I must say that all-in-all it was worth the price of admission.  If any of you out there in bloggerland enjoyed this movie you would really enjoy the premise of Shreds of Humanity.   It too has a man struggling between a world he finds himself trapped in and a mental awareness that these instincts were not who he once was.  I have put a link to my trailer - check it out. 

Thursday, February 14, 2013

Canada Preparing for Zombie Apocalypse


 
Winnipeg MP Pat Martin asks Foreign Affairs Minister John Baird in the Canadian House Of Commons about ongoing preparations for the Zombie Apocalypse. John Baird promises that Canada will never become a safe haven for zombies, but doesn't go into any specifics as to how zombies will be kept on the US side of the border.

Monday, February 11, 2013

Zombie Emergency



A Montana television station was hacked today and sent out a zombie emergency warning... 

Friday, February 1, 2013

Super Bowl Commercials

Millions of people are planning to watch the Super Bowl this Sunday.  Unfortunately, my team is out of the mix, so I will watch with great appreciation of the sport but also to see what creative commercials are out there this year.  One of the commercials that we can anticipate is the trailer for World War Z - I have the link to the trailer below.  What do you think - do you plan to watch the movie when it's released this summer? 
 
 

Sunday, January 27, 2013

Saturday, January 26, 2013

Zombie Video at the Sundance Film Festival

Zombie Video from the Sundance Film Festival
 
Apparently there is a lot of drama around this video since Ace Hardware was unaware of the film taking place. You be the judge... is it worth the drama?
 
 
 

Wednesday, January 16, 2013

What's in your bar?


I must admit that I could be considered a whisky connoisseur.  My bar is adorned with Maker’s Mark, Jameson, Woodfords Reserve, The Balvenie, Booker’s, Blanton’s, and Johnnie Walker to name just a few.  To get to the point, my wife asked me today what type of alcohol I would want to take with me in case of a zombie invasion and if it had any medicinal purposes.  Now, I am not an educated man in the way of the healing powers of alcohol, unless it involves coupling Pink Floyd and whisky to help a character’s voice sing in my skull.  Her question did make me wonder what would I take and how would it help my plight of survival?

Jägermeister has been known to have ingredients of healing, or so they claim with its 56 herbs, spices, and berry concoction which make this dark brown syrupy spirit so intoxicating and irresistible to some.  A list of ingredients that are openly known in Jägermeister are – cinnamon bark, star anise, cloves, ginger root, saffron, coriander, bitter orange skin, chamomile flowers, licorice root, lavender, rose hips, poppy seeds, juniper berries, ginseng, red sandalwood, and blueberries.  So, in the case of Jägermeister, it isn’t really the alcohol that holds a medicinal value, it is the ingredients that help with ailments. Below is a list of the ingredients and their effects on the body -   

Cinnamon bark has been shown to reduce gas, prevent diarrhea, and stimulate appetite.

Star Anise has been shown to improve liver health as well as acts as an anti-viral.

Cloves have been shown to reduce fevers, act as an anti-inflammatory and prevent intestinal cancer.

Ginger Root reduces nausea, inflammation and has been shown to cure mild indigestion.

Saffron has been shown to prevent cancer, vascular and visual disorders, as well as reduce symptoms of depression and ADD.

Coriander prevents gas, is an antispasmodic and stomachic, or herb that improves stomach muscle health.

Bitter Orange Skin is suggested (studies are limited) to be an anti-inflammatory, antispasmodic, relaxant, antifungal and antibacterial.

Chamomile Flowers reduce gas, cramping and overall indigestion while aiding in relaxation.

Licorice Root may suppress coughs and cure digestive ailments including peptic ulcers, however, studies have had mixed results.

Lavender is used to treat insomnia, stress and anxiety. It's also an anti-inflammatory and antifungal.

Rose Hips promote healthy tissue in the stomach lining as well as prevent diarrhea.

Poppy Seed has long been known to improve digestion and reduce cough.

Juniper Berries are a diuretic, but also have been shown to help treat bronchitis.

Ginseng increases immune system strength, has been proven to reduce the duration of colds, and helps prevent cancer.

Red Sandalwood is suggested to reduce anxiety and increase alertness.

Blueberries are extremely high in antioxidants and fiber, which aids in healthy digestion.

Thursday, January 10, 2013

Motivation

We are currently a few weeks into the New Year and many of you have already made your resolutions; however, getting in shape could be another one for you to consider.  What better reason is there when your own survival is on the line?  Start building your stamina and strength now in order to escape a zombie attack.  :)  

 

Wednesday, January 9, 2013

Shreds of Humanity: Gun Ban?

Shreds of Humanity: Gun Ban?: So I have been wondering what will happen if the gun ban gets approved?  Won't it be a challenge to fight off the zombies?  I would pers...