News of the Weird....

The plea of 'zombie insanity' seems to not be a viable option any longer.  A homeless man in Florida was caught throwing rocks at a hotel window.  The man stated that his actions were warranted since he was trying to escape from zombies.  

It didn't hold up in the court of law and they threw out his zombie defense.   

Zombie escape plan? Need bait!

Ever consider what your zombie escape plan should be? 

• First and foremost, remember that zombies are always craving food - you!  
• You'll need weapons to survive and lots of them.  
• Aim for the head!
• Don't stand still for too long - they'll find you.
• It's easier to survive if you are with a group.
• Make sure you aren't the slowest member in your group.
• Have some people in your group that you trust to protect you.
• Have some people in your group that you can't stand - you'll need bait!